Item the first... this variety of Gatorade was on clearance at my local grocery store last week
And this variety of Gatorade was on the shelf:
Do you think the good people at Gatorade are trying to tell us something?
Item the second: No, Marie Callendar, I am not going to use a food thermometer to make sure my chicken pot pie is done. If I was interested in using actual kitchen equipment, I wouldn't be eating a frozen chicken pot pie. Also? Requiring a frozen chicken pot pie to be cooked inside its box, and then printing complicated multi-step instructions on the bottom of the box? Kind of awkward.
Item the third: I am so glad I'm not alone in this. Fight the good fight, mystery editor.