So, Justin Bieber. Or is it Beiber? I don't care enough about the boy to look it up. He annoys me. He's all over Radio Disney (and yes, I listen to way too much Radio Disney, but that's because I'm such a good mom!) so I assumed he was one of those kids who was adopted by Disney as an infant and molded into a pop star/actor, but it turns out that someone? Usher? discovered him on YouTube? And took him under his wing? So, Usher, WTF? Why did you do this to us? Are you the one writing this kid's songs? If so, sit down and let me splain something to you. See, Justin Bieber is like 16 years old. So for him to sing a song to a girl about how many bad dinner dates she has gone on with her current guy? How many times she has packed her bags? If this 16 year old is interested in a woman who is old enough to not only go on dinner dates, but pack her bags when she breaks up with a guy, something is WRONG. Also, that other song? Where he wants to be her one guy, and she'll be his "number one girl?" How many girls is he going to have? But she only gets one guy? Anyway, Justin. Just shut up.