Three is a Magic Number

Rorschach test

At Boo's last Girl Scout meeting, her leader was wearing a t-shirt with this image:



She said she got it as a Christmas present, and when she opened it, her daughter said "Cool, mom! A Dairy Queen shirt!"

If this image makes you think of anything other than Dairy Queen, I think it means you are old.

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DangerCar!

Received In my email recently...



Seriously, Toyota? Does your marketing department not talk to your legal department?

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Things I'm not prepared to hear from my daughter

"So, how was The Video? Was there anything different from the one they showed you last year?"

"No, it was pretty much the same thing. But they showed us part of the boy's video. I didn't know boys go through puberty too."

"Yeah, everybody goes through puberty. But theirs isn't as dramatic as ours. They don't have a period."

"No, just wet dreams."

Aaaahhhh!!!!!